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[Exp. 01/19]
Shipping is $3.5.
Although a product description is supposed to be quirky, amusing, and relevant, we have decided to write something with more panache- something that sticks out like a sore thumb.
Because the rule of thumb is, one must populate a sentence with the most creative and articulate of words; words that convey meaning and inspire the reader to occupy themselves with the description opposed to sitting around aimlessly twiddling their thumbs.
A well written description not only inspires the masses but creates feelings of euphoria that afford everyone the opportunity to thumb their nose at the mundane and simplistic because life -lived to the fullest - is like getting a high-five from someone famous or giving two thumbs up to someone not so famous.
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