One Day OnlyShipping is $5.
You get two of these fitness-tracking bracelets that are totally not Fitbit knockoffs
Keep track of steps taken, sleep, calories burned, and, in a larger sense, your worth as a human being
View the results through a mobile app because apparently nobody can do a goddamn thing anymore without using a stupid phone, in my day a phone was a thing that hung on the wall and if you were lucky that curly cord was long enough to reach into the next room for privacy and that was good enough for us
Model: 3PLUS-S01K (3PLUS is the company, S is probably snap, 01 is the first model, K is black - aside from the hyphen and the mild weirdness of putting the entire company name in the model number, not bad, not bad at all)