Eco Canteen Stainless Steel 26 Ounce Water Bottle - 2 Pack

Eco Canteen Stainless Steel 26 Ounce Water Bottle - 2 Pack
* The term “food-grade stainless steel” does not imply that the steel may be eaten.
* The EcoCanteen did not fight at Iwo Jima with Lee Marvin and Captain Kangaroo.
* An EcoCanteen filled with wasp spray is not an effective self-defense device.
* EcoCanteen is not produced by, associated with, or otherwise endorsed by Italian novelist Umberto Eco.
* Use of EcoCanteen will have no effect on the size of a male user’s testicles.
* The EcoCanteen never claimed to have invented the Internet.
* Drinking generic vodka from EcoCanteen will not make it taste like premium vodka.
* The included sports cap may be used while engaging in activities not traditionally considered “sports”, except for disc golf.
* The presence of the syllables “coCa” in EcoCanteen’s name is a coincidence. The original formula for the bottle did not include cocaine.
* Despite its name ending in ”-teen”, be assured that EcoCanteen is fully legal.