BioBidet Good/Better/Best Bidet Bonzana

Three bidet models with escalating levels of butt-pampering features
The A3, features a self-cleaning nozzle and a low price
The BBC-270, connects to your hot water for delightfully warm ass washing
The UB-4800, is absurd. It has a heated seat, oscillating spray mode, kid’s mode (whatever that means), and adjustable nozzle. Plus it warms its own water and primes it for immediate use. Oh, and of course it has a wireless touch remote, so you can mount it on your wall or wherever.
Whichever option you choose, you’ll never go back
Model: A3, BBC-270, UB-4800* (For your consideration for Model Number Of the Year, 2017: A badass heated toilet seat with a model number that reads like a futuristic version of UB-40. C’est vraiment magnifique)