CyberPower 200-watt Mobile Power Inverter with USB Charging Port

Turns your car’s erstwhile cigarette lighter into an AC outlet and USB charger
Powers devices up to 200W, not like those ones that wuss out at 175W or 150W
Features auto-shutoff to maintain your battery and sanity
Model: CPS200AI (You’d think our robot overlords would have the wherewithal to leave “AI” out of their brain-control devices’ model numbers)