Mastrad Top Chips Chips Maker 6-Piece Gift Set

Includes two TopChips trays, a peeler, and a mandoline slicer which would cost you much more than $5 on its own
Follow the basic instructions to make fat-free, all-natural potato chips in the microwave for just $5
You can tell people you got it to make apple chips, carrot chips, parsnip chips, etc. so they don't think you're some kind of potato-chip junkie and also it only costs $5, seriously