Nutri Ninja BL450 Pro Blender (Refurbished)

Turns out you can’t be cool without a crazy blender - we didn’t see that one coming, but we’re on board
900-watt, 1.2-horsepower motor: put wheels on this thing and you’ll have to keep it licensed and insured
18-ounce and 24-ounce cups depending on whether you want a smoothie or you REALLY want a smoothie
Blender? More like baller! At least according to the kind of weirdos who give five-star Amazon reviews to blenders
Model: BL450 (short, memorable, wins Google: to say anything else would be quibbling)