Riviera Self-Balancing HoverBoard with Bluetooth Speakers

Yes, hoverboards have finally made it to Meh
Has been certified as safe by UL, a trustworthy company whose only job is to certify product safety
Finally cheap enough to not break the bank, finally safe enough to not burn down the bank
Is “self-balancing” though you still need to practice a bit
Weighs 22 pounds, can go 10 miles on a single charge, and has a max speed of 6mph
Features LED lights over the wheels
Model: RIV-SBS-BLK, RIV-SBS-RED, RIV-SBS-WHT (For “Riviera Self-Balancing Scooter,” presumably, which earns our respect for actually referencing the name and features of the product even if it mingles abbreviations and acronyms indiscriminately)