Riviera UL2272 Certified Hoverboard / Self-Balancing Scooter

UL2272 certification means they won’t catch fire
I mean, you could probably get them to catch fire, like if you chucked one onto an already-roaring bonfire
But why would you do that, it would be incredibly wasteful, not to mention the toxic smoke
Self-balancing technology so awesome, it’s not so long ago that riding one of these could have gotten you chucked onto a bonfire for sorcery
Model: RIV-SBS-WHT (which, coincidentally, if said three times in a mirror casts a bonfire spell)