Samsung XE303C12 11.6" Chromebook: Exynos 5250 1.7GHz, 2GB RAM, 16GB SSD, Chrome OS

Lightweight, cheap, and fast: if your laptop is a yacht, this is a jet-ski
11.6" screen, 1366x768 resolution, 16GB solid state drive, two USB ports (one 3.0, one 2.0)
Chrome OS does everything through a browser or apps, which means you usually have to be connected to the Internet, but c’mon, when aren’t you these days?
Refurbished and spiffed up with a new stick-on skin, like laptop Botox
Part of Samsung’s popular “Does Not Explode” line
Model: XE303C12-A01US (hike!)