18 Pairs of Ladies Low Cuts Socks by Sox & Co

"True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta match." With all the douche bags out there, how is a woman to find true love? Each guy turns out to be more eccentric than the one before, what do we need this heart ache for? Instead of looking for a guy to knock our socks off, let's get our socks on! Nice comfy socks, on a nice comfy couch, eating onion and sour cream chips, watching re-runs of our favorite show. No more getting dressed to impress. No more looking for the right guy or the right sock, HECK, we've got a 18 socks to choose from! Of course you will find your match, 36 socks and 18 matches, so you never have to search in frustration any longer. You don't have to browse around on match.com to find the one with the most compatibility. Your pair is right there! While we don't have an Uncle Argyle to embrace us and take us in to live with him, we have a 18 pairs of socks to embrace us and keep us happy and our toes looking good. "What are they doin'?" Asked young William Wallace. "Saying goodbye in their own way. Playing outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes." answered Uncle Argyle Wallace. It's time to say goodbye to our shoddy dates, get rid of those meaningless men, and begin to relax to the max with our tried and true socks that come cheaper by 18 pairs! Our socks will never betray us and never leave us for another woman. Men can be scum, they just need us to clean up after them: "If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks!"