Citizen Eco-Drive BL5345-59H Solid Titanium Chronograph Perpetual Cal. Alarm 200M Divers Mens Watch

If my understanding of Einstein's theory of relativity is correct, the only way for a Californian to successfully order a sold-out watch after 1AM PST is to board a high-speed jet headed for the east coast. If the flight is scheduled to take longer than three hours, the Californian must order a Citizen Eco-Drive watch en-route somewhere over South Dakota. If the flight takes less than three hours, the Californian must then declare all fruits and vegetables at customs and take up a residence somewhere on the Eastern seaboard. If they cannot find a suitable home, they will have to marry a native east-coaster and procreate before the watch is scheduled to be delivered.