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What do Steven Segal, Hulk Hogan and southern rapper Nelly have in common? They all endorse their own energy drink. Here at Sharkstores, we think that's just about the coolest thing ever. When we launch ExtremeShark next summer (not to be confused with ExxxtremeShark, a completely different kind of website), we'll be offering our very own SharkStores Energy Drinks. I'll let you in on a little secret, too. We're currently developing a variety called Tongue-sten Carbination that will combine the unforgettable flavor and strength of tungsten carbide with enough caffeine to stop a horse's heart. The only problem that we've encountered is the insoluble nature of tungsten carbide. According to science, we just can't blend it into a drinkable substance... yet.
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