Life Gear Auto Emergency Tool LED Flashlights 2pk

Glow stick mode makes them like little unauthorized lightsabers that are built way better (and cost way less) than any other knockoff lightsaber
They can also shine a flashlight out the other side of the handle, or do both at once, or flash intermittently
Window-breaking spike and seat-belt cutter for when you're trapped in a car in a deadly situation, like being at a drive-in showing the George Lucas prequels
We're raising the quantity limit to 12 2-packs for epic post-show parking-lot battles
Model: LG403 (we like the simplicity but all the Google results are for a laser gun sight, or something)