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[Exp. 04/01/2024]
Your One-Way Ticket to the Moon with Space Y. Unearthly luxury, cosmic cuisine, and lunar adventures await!
Promotional value expires Apr 1, 2024.
Travel Boundaries: Space Y’s responsibility ends at the moon’s dusty doorstep. After that, you’re in the hands of lunar hospitality.
Return Policy: No back tickets available. Embrace your new celestial zip code or negotiate with a passing comet.
Premium Life Support: Oxygen, H2O, and cosmic connectivity (Wi-Fi) can be yours for a small treasure chest of moon rocks.
Family and Pets: Want to bring your goldfish or cactus for some zero-gravity fun? Sure, but we're not liable for space-induced vertigo or interstellar homesickness.
Moon Food Allergies: Please disclose any allergies to moon cheese or asteroid ice. Our space chefs are great, but they can't cook for human preferences without a heads-up.
Offer Validity: Exclusive to April 1st, 2024. This deal does not apply to any date where Earth isn’t involved in some sort of prank.
Disclaimer: This adventure is crafted with humor and imagination for April Fool’s Day delight. Enjoy the fantasy, but remember, your bed will be right where you left it, gravity included
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