Martian mVoice Smartwatch

Traditional classy timepiece looks with high-tech “smart” functions like text alerts and caller ID or whatever
Martian is newly out of business, so the clock is ticking on these watches, ha ha ha, literally
If you’re worried about buying a defunct manufacturer’s product, see the cockamamie warranty we cooked up the last time we sold these
Of the warranty, our CEO sez: “You could consider the watch to be free and this a $29 wager at 1:1.38 odds that they’ll stop working. But, sadly that would probably be an illegal perspective to take.”
We’re not trying to get arrested on gambling charges here, even in today’s more permissive climate
Anyway, if you buy a watch today, your coverage period starts today
Model: MVR03AE021, MVR03PL021, MVR03PL031, MVR03PT011, MVR03PT021, MVR02AVB10 (15 point deduction: MVR is already taken by motor vehicle report)