Portable Pizza Pouch

Give a man a pizza and he eats for a day — teach a man to carry a pizza around his neck, and he eats whenever he wants. This pizza-preserving necklace keeps our nation’s favorite pseudo-Italian snack safe and toasty within a zip-lock pouch. A detachable lanyard then lets you take the choicest slice with you instead of leaving it at home, where it could be stolen by roommates or turtles with attitude. Whether you’re headed to a party, the barbershop, or a movie premiere, your pepperoni-stuffed accessory will turn heads and deliver a powerful message to everyone around you: pizza is delicious.

How to Use It

Grab a slice from the nearest pizza joint, pizza box, or pizza briefcase
Place slice inside pizza pouch, then reseal top
Hang pizza around your neck like you’re warding off low-carb vampires
When hungry, unzip pouch and slide contents into open mouth