Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter

You know what this world needs? Laser-guided pizza delivery. When you order, the pizza place takes aim with their laser-guided pizza cannon and pew pew boom. Your delicious meal is on its way with complete accuracy instead of the delivery guy wandering around your neighborhood aimlessly for 10 minutes while your meal gets cold.

Until then, we'll have to settle for this laser-guided pizza cutter, which, we will admit, is pretty awesome technology on its own. The laser/flashlight scope attachment projects a line on your pizza so with a steady hand and a good eye you can have straight cuts every time. That means there's less time wasted arguing about whose slice is bigger and more time to enjoy the deliciousness. Mmm. Cheesy goodness.

Product Specifications

Tactical laser-guided pizza cutter for all your precision pizza needs
A ThinkGeek creation and exclusive!
Compatible with Picatinny tactical rail system
Comes with a Class II Laser Pointer with Flashlight
Choose flashlight only, laser pointer only or both flashlight and laser pointer mode
Materials: Zinc-alloy body with 3 1/2" diameter stainless-steel blade
Batteries: 2 AAA 1.5V alkaline batteries
Dimensions: 3.5" diameter cutting wheel, 8 1/2" length, 5" tall, 6" tall with scope attached
Includes: Pizza cutter and laser pointer/flashlight scope attachment
Weight: 8 oz.
Not dishwasher safe
Hand wash only