Zvation Heavy Duty 3-in-1 Can Opener 2-Pack

It’s smaller and lighter than most. We’re not sure why can openers are only available in SUV sizes these days, but they are, and they take up a lot of drawer space.
They open the can from the side of the lid, not the top. If you’ve ever used such an opener you’re familiar with the advantages over traditional ones — they don’t create no sharp edges that must be fished out of your chunk-style pineapple.
They also open jars.
They also open bottles
When your friends see it they’ll say, “What the hell is that?” Or, if you’re giving the second one as a gift (wink wink), “What the hell is this?”
It’s cheaper than an electric can opener or most other mechanical ones. And electric can openers are kinda dumb, anyway.