Ask Me What's For Lunch. Zombie T-Shirt

Someone takes the bait and asks you, “Well, TangaMonkey, what IS for lunch, and why the heck don’t you have a costume?” Pull the front of your shirt over your head, and you’re an instant zombie lurching toward them (the print is on the INSIDE of your shirt so when you pull it up over your head, it’s a zombie on your face!) No, you can’t see through your shirt, but everyone knows that zombies do not need eyes, as they are solely driven by their thirst for brains, led by the smell of fresh humans nearby, and otherwise walk aimlessly about.