Deadpool (Pre-Order) (PS3 or Xbox 360)

Im not sure if you can hear me over how awesome I am, so listen closely. There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into the insanely sweet game: (Here we go again) Im a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. Ive been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo) I hunger for two things, chimichangas and more chimichangas (mmm? chimichangas) I?m gonna battle for the safety of humans and mutants. (And even mumans.) So yeah, be prepared for just about anything. (Holla!)